IT'S OVER!

Part 6: ACTION-PACKED EPILOGUE, And Stuff. Also Featured - I Commit Suicide.
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Part 5: I Can’t Think Up Amusing Titles Anymore, Someone Please Destroy Me and Scatter My Ashes to the Winds
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Part 4: In Which This Goes From Bad to Worse and Our Heroes Stare at Each Other For No Real Reason

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In Which Bella Pretends To Have Friends She Cares About And Almost Gets Killed AGAIN, But Does Not Because Edward Saves Her (AGAIN)

( Lame, lame, superlame )

In the next chapter of this epic tale, nothing happens, nothing happens, Edward looks like he's going to vomit, nothing happens, Bella almost gets smushed, blah blah blah who cares.

Part Two: In Which Bella Almost Dies, Does Not, And I Am Disappointed

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Alright, I’ve done it. I’ve downloaded Twilight (I’m not going to PAY for this shit, are you kidding me?). It’s sitting on my hard drive right now, mocking me. Meanwhile, my hard drive is begging me to DELETE, DELETE, WIPE THIS STAIN AND MAKE ME PURE AGAIN OH PLEASE JESUS. Soon enough, my sweet, soon enough.

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